30 Fun, Memorable and Totally Weird Country Song Titles

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Country music has historically been known for poking fun at various aspects of our lives. And no matter how weird certain songs may seem, many have surprisingly remained popular throughout the years. Below is a list of 0 wacky song titles that are full of fun lyrics and many top artists have enjoyed singing them.

30 Fun, Memorable and Totally Weird Country Song Titles:

1. “You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” // Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

2. “May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose” // Little Jimmy Dickens

3. “How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind up Scratchin’ You” // Glen Campbell

4. “I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bone” // Hoosier Hot Shots

5. “Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye” // Ray Stevens

6. “If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me” // Jimmy Buffett

7. “Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life” // Bobby Bare

8. “How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?” // Dan Hicks

9. “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?” // The Bellamy Brothers

10. “You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd” // Roger Miller

11. “Ticks” // Brad Paisley

12. “She Got the Goldmine, I Got the Shaft” // Jerry Reed

13. “Thank God and Greyhound You’re Gone” // Roy Clark

14. “I’ve Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart” // Johnny Cash

15. “My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (And I Sure Do Miss Him)” // Wayne Carter

16. “Bubba Shot the Jukebox” // Mark Chestnutt

17. “That’s My Story and I’m Stickin’ To It” // Jimmy Buffett

18. “Help I’m White and I Can’t Get Down” // Geezinslaws

19. “There’s a Tear in My Beer” // Hank Williams, Sr.

20. “You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith, Too” // The Statler Brothers

21. “I’m So Miserable Without You (It’s Almost Like You’re Here)” // Billy Ray Cyrus

22. “I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home)” // David Frizzell

23. “Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)” // Lou Monte

24. “My Give a Damn Busted” // JoDee Messina

25. “Like My Dog” // Billy Currington

26. “I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim Is Getting Better” // Billy Boil

27. “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don’t Love Jesus” // Jimmy Buffett

28. “She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger” // Chuck Mead

29. “She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles” // Gary Stewart

30. “I Keep Forgettin’ That I Forgot About You”// Wynn Stewart

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