11 Hilarious and Sarcastic Tweets Straight From Brothers Osborne

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5. They have a point here.

“Pretty sure the watermelon crawl would get you arrested for public intoxication. Just sayin.”

Tracy Byrd’s 1994 single had folks all over the country wanting to join in on the “Watermelon Crawl.” Here’s why.

She said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine / Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine / Help yourself to some but obey the law / If you drink don’t drive do the watermelon crawl / Well if you’re ever down in Georgia round about July / If you ain’t in a hurry then you oughta stop by / I can guarantee that you’re gonna have a ball / Learning how to do the watermelon crawl.”