Every time I tried to order at Starbucks, I’m given a name that kind of sounds like my own. The best one? Haren. ‘Cause that’s a name.
“It used to be Tara Dactyl,” she told Bobby Bones. “I had to change it because people figured it out.”
Tara is much more than just a decoy name, though.
“I used to be a Tara Dactyl, that was my alter ego when I would get a little too much whiskey,” she continued. “Now I’ve changed my dinosaur to T-ran. See what I did there?”
Does that mean she’s a carnivore?