I’ve tried, in vain, to get into “Big Brother” for years. Every summer I ask my friends, “should we get into ‘Big Brother’ this year?” But, this is the year, I’m really going to do it. Especially since “Bachelor in Paradise” isn’t happening.
As CBS unveiled the houseguests, I picked out my favorites before even reading their bios. We’ve got some good ones.
1. Kevin, 55
Kevin is 55?! They never let people this old be on reality TV. You go, Kevin. He’s very fancy, too. And that hair.
2. Dominque, 30
Dominique is a “government engineer” with a great smile, but I can already tell she isn’t going to take anyone’s shit.
3. Jason, 37
Jason is a rodeo clown, which is still a thing. I bet he’s great, but a little off. Also, he’s wearing that bandana and it kind of makes it look like he just got back from the groomer.
4. Ramses, 21
I don’t know what a cosplay artist is, but that’s this guy’s job. I’m worried for him.
5. Cameron, 24
This sweet angel is a microbiologist and is probably more social than his job title lets on. Probably.
CBS’ summer reality hit debuts with a two-night premiere event, Wednesday, June 28 (8:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT), and Thursday, June 29 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. Julie Chen returns as the host of the hit summer series.