Chris Pratt Can’t Eat These Doritos With His Face on Them and It’s the Saddest Thing

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If you’ve been following along, you know that actor, father and all around hunk Chris Pratt has started a following on his Instagram page.

It started as a joke but has now actually turned into a feature that I look forward to every week. “What’s My Snack?” is Pratt’s way of sharing his completely absurd diet. The man can’t eat anything, but I am not really going to complain because as a result he’s, as previously stated, super hunky.

This edition of his segment is pretty sad though. Chris, as Star Lord from “Guardians of the Galaxy,” is currently adorning bags of Doritos. But marketing is a cruel business and, alas, Chris can’t eat the nacho cheese goodness.

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#WHATSMYSNACK #starlord edition.

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