Chris Pratt Rapping About a Muffin is a Warning to Us All

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Celebrities do crazy things to get their bodies into shape for big movie roles. This, unsurprisingly, affects their mental state and causes them to go a little crazy when they get to break their diets. Chris Pratt, star of the upcoming “Guardians of the Galaxy 2,” recently posted a video of himself freestyle rapping to carrot cake muffin.

His rap was surprisingly good for someone who looks at a muffin like this:


I think he’s losing it. But don’t just take it from me; read how Pratt captioned his video:

It is said that when you fast you have visions. It goes back to the Bible and probably before. It’s a spiritual experience to say the least. I’m not fasting per se but I am definitely at the point in this diet where I’ve began metabolizing my own brain for energy. Not to brag.

If your body gets so hungry you start eating your own brain matter for energy, keep going! You’re almost there! It means the love handles are next! And then you will be complete. You will have arrived at the destination. And forever you will be happy. Just kidding. Don’t do it. Not worth it. Go get some Doritos or skittles. Both of which have Starlord’s face on them right now!!!

If there’s one thing we all want more than a six-pack it’s a skinny brain. Man, I’d be so hot with a skinny brain! But seriously, take it from the man himself: looking like Starlord isn’t all it’s made out to be. Eat candy, keep your brain.