There has been a lot of fake news out there on social media and TV. But I’ll tell you one thing that isn’t fake news: this lil’ calf born in Kerville, TX that looks just like KISS frontman, Gene Simmons. The man himself tweeted about it. ALERT: THIS IS REAL NEWS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, FOLKS!! The baby cow even sticks out his tongue like its rocker doppleganger. And the calf’s name, of course, is Genie.
Before you turn away angry, decrying this as the fakest of news flashes, check out this picture:
“I wanna rock and roll all night, and eat grass every day!” SOMEONE GIVE THIS COW A GUITAR! No, he doesn’t need opposable thumbs–look at his face! His first album is going to be a scorcher!