Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake live the big time “glam-glam” lifestyle of the rich and famous. Or so we thought. They have a two year old son and, as any parent knows, there is nothing less glamorous than a toddler. You hope that smudge is chocolate. There are crumbs literally everywhere. They are nearly impossible to put to sleep. Therefore, Biel, being in the thick of toddler chaos, has no tolerance for people coming over and being loud at night. In fact, if you wake up her son in the middle of the night, you are “dead to her.”
If that sounds harsh to you, you must not have kids. A restless night can ruin a week. No thank you. This is the toddler life:
Let this be a warning to all of you crazy musician friends of JT. If you come to the Biel-Timberlake house at night, you better be looking for a nice, quiet evening. Or else.
In Jessica’s new TV series she does kill a guy with a butter knife, so…watch out.