Kanye West’s New Year’s Resolution Made Me Weep


According to the Chinese calendar, 2016 is the year of the monkey.

The American calendar will remember 2016 as the year of the giant dumpster fire.

Kanye West was a part of several of the biggest celebrity stories of the year– most of them dumpster fire-ish. The time he rapped weird stuff about Taylor Swift, the time he said terrible things about Taylor Swift, the time he asked everyone for money and so and so forth.

Recently, some fake TMZ cameraman caught up with Kanye outside of the gym and asked him if his New Year’s resolution was to take over the world. A few months ago, he probably would’ve said yes.

But, instead he said, “Nah. I just want everybody to be happy.”

Next year is looking better and better.