I’m just young enough to not really be a Madonna fangirl, but just old enough to have witnessed a number of her antics over the years and I did make up a dance to “Vogue” at a sleepover when I was really little. So, I get it, but I don’t.
After dancing to “Vogue,” she asked James why he hadn’t taken any of his clothes off yet. Fair question, but weird too.
Then, she twerked. The car wasn’t moving, but it happened right about the time she was able to sing, “Bitch! I’m Madonna.” Following that moment Madonna also revealed to James that she’s “quite square.”
“I go home and I’m Julie Andrews,” she said. Kind of hard to believe.
After getting a little bit deep about what she’s looking for in a man she told James he was great, but he didn’t dress very well.
Obviously, this conversation led to a discussion about the time she made out with Michael Jackson, “He’s a little bit shy… I did get him to loosen up with a glass of chardonnay. It worked wonders.”
And the weird gets weirder.