We’ve all heard of Elf on the Shelf, and we all probably have at least 5 friends on Facebook or Instagram that share way too many pictures of their Elf doing funny things around their house. As it turns out, Elf on a Shelf is actually a lot more fun if you DON’T have kids– or if you at least don’t let them participate in it.
14 Hilariously Inappropriate Elf On A Shelf Ideas That Are Not Suitable For Children:
When Elf has a little too much to drink and he has to drive the porcelain bus.
This is where all that partying lands a naughty elf.
SUPER naughty, Elf!
Even Elf likes to play the occasional game of strip poker!
My mom always told me Bratz dolls were bad influences!!
Complete with fake vomit.
More like 50 shades of candy canes!!!!
Elf obviously watched WAY too much CSI this year.
Don’t look now, it’s FLASHER ELF!
This is why elves shouldn’t have cell phones!
Not even cool, Elf!
Making some extra Christmas money on the side…
Or when Elf sought payback on Elmo for being annoying AF.