The Lady Who Has a Bible Verse for Everything Went to the Mall (And We Can’t Stop Laughing)

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We all have that aunt who has a Bible verse for every situation. The Bible may not explicitly talk about sales at JC Penney, but that won’t stop her from praising the Lord.

John Crist, maker of the Millennial Proposal, has obviously grown up around that lady. He turns a standard mall trip into a praise session. But be careful, some of those stores simply exist to tempt the faithful. We’re looking at you, The Buckle!

“Man does not live on bread alone.” Immediately gets a Auntie Anne’s Pretzel.

Been there.