9 Types of Dresses You’ll See In Church on Easter Sunday

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The One Who Is Wearing Her Mama’s Dress

She got in late last night from her new home in somewhere-way-more-cosmopolitan-than-here and realized she hadn’t packed any church clothes. The Maternal Eye Rays Of Guilt were so strong she agreed to wear her mother’s dress to church instead of sleeping in and having mimosa brunch with her friends from high school. She looks like she wants to shrivel up in the old lady dress and die, which would be appropriate because it could double as old lady in-casket apparel. But at least she’s not showing any cleavage.