“Chardonnay Go” Is The New Pokemon Inspired App Moms Will Love


You’ve heard the words ‘Pokemon Go‘ uttered entirely too many times this week. Your Facebook feed is cluttered. Your Twitter is filled with pictures of young people with their Pokemon. You’ve taken away your kid’s phone more times than you can count. If only there was a way you could put an end to this madness for good.

Unfortunately, you can’t. You’re stuck with Pokemon Go, but there might be something out there even better. This (fictional) app entitled “Chardonnay Go” might be your ticket to happiness. If you can’t get rid of the Pokemon, at least you can drink until you can’t see them anymore. This mom has her priorities straight with this video poking fun at the new Nintendo app.

Blogger Dena Blizzard decided that there was a better way to harness all of this technology: one involving alcohol. Instead of running around catching weird fictional creatures, her game would allow you to “catch” classes of wine. Talk about taking geocaching to the next level.

“Did you know there’s an app for moms called Chardonnay Go, where you can actually find glasses of chardonnay all over your neighborhood?” Blizzard asks, an ecstatic grin on her face.

The video shows her running through the streets like someone possessed, snatching up glasses of chardonnay. I mean, you have to understand the allure here. If fictional creatures can drive millions of people into a frenzy, then surely alcohol can do even better.

When’s the release date?