John Cena’s Epic Response To The Rock’s Threat Has To Be Seen To Be Believed


John Cena and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson were once wrestling rivals who, according to Johnson, “had real problems” with one another. Today, they claim to be friends. I say “claim” because Johnson stepped back into rivalry-mode, threatening Cena if he ever got out of line.

“We’re best friends, we talk all the time,” Johnson said to Jimmy Kimmel before things took a turn. “When you see him say, listen DJ always wants to remind him if he ever acts up I will knock his teeth so far down his throat that he’ll have to stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush them.”


The next night, Cena sat down next to Kimmel, who delivered The Rock’s message verbatim. His response was so epic that I cannot even type it. All I’ll say is that Cena compared his butt to a “Mississippi cornfield in a downpour” that’s “full of mud and vegetation.”


I don’t even know where to go with that.