We may only be on the second episode of Colton Underwood’s season of “The Bachelor,” but that isn’t keeping the drama at bay.
From the drama between beauty queens to over 40 mentions of Colton’s virginity, it was another memorable night filled with quotable one-liners and lots of confusion. And, once again, the world of Twitter was there in full force to provide hilarious commentary.
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abc producers bringing out the miss alabama vs miss north carolina drama to spice things up#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/0Xlmct9zUx
— kathryn (@prousemouse) January 15, 2019
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Crying on the floor of the Bachelor Mansion at 31 years old, while simultaneously being told to “do you” by a 23 year old, is ABC’s definition of “rock bottom.” #TheBachelor
— Tampa Timmy (@TampaTimmy4Prez) January 15, 2019
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Heather B when Colton didn’t kiss her after she told him that she’s never been kissed before.#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/eqJWgXnHUf
— kayla dunne (@KaylaDunne6) January 15, 2019
4.
Omg… You can’t just say “does she have parents” … her moms in jail. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/VYOFgNAR9s
— Hailey Marrero (@haileyyfaith) January 15, 2019
5.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.
Hannah: It's my birthday
Colton: I'm a virgin.#TheBachelor— Corijomama (@corijomama) January 15, 2019
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The Bachelor producers when they saw Hannah and Caelynn’s applications #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/RUeVfz9i9T
— MIK (@mikridall) January 15, 2019
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They could be swapping out half of these girls every commercial and I would have no idea. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/zCCpnISeK7
— Maggie Leinen (@Maggie_Leinen) January 15, 2019
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These women are stressing Colton out so much he’s loosing his eyelashes… poor thing #TheBachelor
— Cadee Reynolds 🌸 (@reynolds_cadee) January 15, 2019
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Did she just say “paper, rocks, scissors?” #Thebachelor pic.twitter.com/QwNN7Pmtvm
— Naomi (@MipNao) January 15, 2019
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The more I see of these girls the more I understand the clip of Colton jumping a fence.#TheBachelor
— Bachelor Sloth (@date_card) January 15, 2019
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“I accidentally ended up like this” my God it’s just a virginity not a fucking deformity everyone needs to relax 😩#TheBachelor
— Olivia Broussard (@OliviaBroussar1) January 15, 2019
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The Official Virgin count is in!! We've finished this episode at 43 mentions! Tune in next week to watch it climb even higher! #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/GQwuBrKIFC
— Colton’s Virginity (@VirginColton) January 15, 2019
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Colton: “I don’t care if I’m the most hated bachelor at the end of this”
Arie: pic.twitter.com/c8RzNpE9W3
— Trisha Unjian🌻 (@trishamieree) January 15, 2019
