10 Taglines for Country Music’s Leading Ladies if They Were on “Real Housewives”

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Even if you don’t watch any of the “Real Housewives” franchise on Bravo! you know all about those infamous taglines for each housewife.

“I’ve learned to forgive and never regret.”

“Only God can judge me and he seems quite impressed.”

“I may be an actress, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stick to your script.”

The taglines usually range from totally absurd to “can you say that on TV?” to “is that even a sentence?”

If Nashville had a “Real Housewives” show and our favorite leading ladies of country music starred in it, they’d have taglines and they would be epic.

10 Taglines for Country Music’s Leading Ladies if They Were on “Real Housewives”:

1. “In Nashville, the bigger your hair, the bigger your bank account.” — Dolly Parton

2. “Dammit, I’m Martina McBride.” — Martina McBride

3. “I won a GRAMMY, not Miss Congeniality.” — Kacey Musgraves

4. “People say I have the voice of an angel, because I do.” — Carrie Underwood

5. “Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend…Airstream trailers are!” — Miranda Lambert

6. “When the going gets tough, offer everyone a biscuit!” — Kimberly Schlapman

7. “I am everyone’s girl crush.” — Karen Fairchild

8. “Haters gon’ hate, hate, hate, so I just trademark my lyrics so the haters always owe me money.” — Taylor Swift (She still has a home in Nashville.)

9. “People said country music needed more women, so I burned down the house to make more room.” — Cam

10. “Just tell ’em it’s REBA. And she doesn’t need a last name.” — Reba