Pumpkin Spice Air Freshener Forces Students To Evacuate High School


First, it was the coffee. Then, pumpkin spice, the mixture of spices used in pumpkin pies, invaded every other food. Pumpkin spice cupcakes, pumpkin spice ice cream, pumpkin spice bread–it was everywhere. Now, the inevitable has happened: a pumpkin spice air freshener, an abomination, has forced an entire high school to evacuate their classrooms. The smell was so bad that fire trucks, ambulances, and local HAZMAT crews were called to the scene.

This is not fake news.

Police were called after a mysterious odor spread through Cristo Rey Jesuit High School in Philadelphia

Five people were taken to the hospital. They are all ok, it was a precautionary measure.

The local fire department quickly found the source of the smell…a plug in air freshener

Pumpkin Spice, we trusted you and this is how you repay our favor!?

Stay safe out there.