Roseanne Barr Thinks Reba is A Bad Colonel Sanders, She Has Never Been More Wrong

Kentucky Fried Chicken has thrown a wrench into the celebrity spokesperson model by having a series of celebs wear the Colonel’s white suit and goatee. They nearly broke the internet when they hired Reba McEntire to step into the white combover. But now, there is a challenger to Reba’s chicken supremacy: Roseanne Barr. Roseanne not only … Read more

KFC Named Reba McEntire Its First Ever Female Colonel Sanders and It’s Everything

Whoever said a woman can’t fill a man’s shoes never met Reba McEntire. Country’s most famous redhead became the first-ever female to portray Colonel Sanders when she accepted the role in latest KFC Commercial for Smoky Mountain BBQ. Reba, clad in the Colonel’s white suit, signature white hair and mustache, adds a little country music … Read more

Colonel Sanders’ Nephew Casually Revealed the Super-Secret KFC Original Recipe and We Can’t Wait to Try It

At last, the incredibly secret recipe for KFC’s fried chicken has been revealed. The eleven herbs and spices mixed with loving care by the Colonel himself have been a closely guarded family secret for decades. We could have only speculated as to what was in that addicting batter. Well wonder no more. Joe Ledington, the … Read more

KFC Has A Unique Solution To Black Friday Madness

Corporations are feeling a backlash (and maybe a bit complicit) from the madness they have created on Black Friday, the most ominously named “holiday.” In order to stand out, many corporations have closed on Friday, started product repair programs instead of sales, or encouraged customers to stay home and shop online. KFC has a completely … Read more

KFC Is Actually Sending Their Chicken Sandwich To Space

It’s about time we all take a hard, sober look at ourselves. We are surrounded by potential, beset by opportunity, and what do we choose to do with all of our minds, wills, and money? To send a KFC chicken sandwich to space so that it can take a selfie and “look good.” We should … Read more

KFC Enlists Prettiest Man Alive, Rob Lowe, to Be New Colonel Sanders

The fast food company that once dared to put their food in a bowl is now boldly going where no chicken has gone before: space. Maybe. Kentucky Fried Chicken has employed Rob Lowe, yet another Colonel Sanders spokesman, to trumpet the KFC Zinger. The entire marketing scheme is based on sending this spicy chicken sandwich … Read more